MTV MUSIC AWARDS MASSACRE

It's always funny to see these annual gatherings of major label goons for a good ol' circle jerk of gargantuan proportions. This is even worse than the Grammys. Famed humorist Neil Hamburger was on fire posting some inspiring updates throughout the evening on twitter, ending the night on this note:




The Center For Disease Control issued a list today of diseases that urgently need eradication:

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