Thursday, December 25, 2008

NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS: WHERE ARE MY GODDAMNED SLIPPERS

I will cut to the chase here folks as I realize that time is of essence and that I probably should not be wasting it on this super shitty blog.

NUMBER ONE: A MUCH NEEDED CHANGE
I must, in the new year, sell all my guitars and accessories related to the aforementioned, and instead work on my guitar hero gaming skills.Why? Because its way cooler and the video crowd loves me!

NUMBER TWO: CUTTING BACK
I think eat too many yams. I somehow find ways to implement them into any meal. Whether they are baked, fried, boiled: yams have really got me and I think the time has come to move on to greater things. Like perhaps carrots, or even asparagus.

NUMBER THREE: MORE OR LESS
Spending more time bowling must be achieved. I really enjoy a good game of 10 pin bowling down at Laverendry Lanes in Saint-Boniface. Over beers and insane bowling moves with the bros. Instant gratification.

NUMBER FOUR: COLD TURKEY
If one thing has been a huge drag on me, its been this blog and my legion of hate filled fans. The abuse stops in 2009!

NUMBER FIVE: BROAD HORIZONS
I listen to too much electro music lately, I need to go back to the source. Save horse ride a beaver?


That's it. Look for more failures in '09.

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